Hilarious Tweets All Parents Can Relate To
- by Jana Blanco
- February 8, 2021
Because sometimes all you can do is laugh. Really.
We love our kids. We really do. But sometimes, they do things that could drive us up the wall, making us question everything we’ve learned from Google.
When you’re done ugly crying about your kid cutting their brother’s hair with your craft scissors, we suggest you read these hilarious tweets in place of your Headspace app. You’re welcome.
Hilarious tweets that resonate with every parent
1. That time your kid made a savage comment about your boobs
My daughter just asked me if my boobs were ever round. In case you’re wondering about some of the ways motherhood crushes your soul.
— Rachel Sobel (@whinecheezits) January 23, 2020
2. When you realized you married the right person
Day 1 of homeschooling. Life pro tip: Marry an elementary school teacher. pic.twitter.com/td9lAHpzQK
— Pierce Bello (@askmrbello) March 16, 2020
3. When it’s Monday and your day is packed with meetings and homeschooling
Next week has been exhausting.
— Jordon Nardino (@jnardino) September 24, 2018
4. When grooming is an adventure
My unsolicited parenting advice? Clip your kids toe nails with your mouth closed. You’re welcome.
— Go Ask Your Dad (@_goaskyourdad_) February 3, 2020
5. When your kid knows her worth
6. The day you decide your kid should put themselves to bed
Me: goodnight son I love you.
— John Cena (@SohnCena) February 5, 2020
3yo: daddy?
Me: yes?
3yo: your breath stinks.
Me: sleep tight *unplugs nightlight*
7. Lying to your husband can be fun sometimes
I told my husband he has to shave his entire body before he sees the dermatologist today. Lies are okay when they’re entertaining.
— sixfootcandy (@sixfootcandy) March 22, 2019
8. How to be a momfluencer 101
Behind every photo taken at home is a mom pushing random crap out of the way so her house appears clean.
— Mommy Owl (@Mommy__Owl) January 31, 2020
9. Because self-love is important, guys
I love my abs so much I grew a little padding to keep them safe.
— Troy Johnson (@_troyjohnson) January 14, 2021
10. Sweet dreams are made of these…
who needs nightmares when you can wake up to the whites of your child’s eyes who is silently standing next to your pillow at 2 am
— That Mom Tho (@mom_tho) February 1, 2021
11. Screenshotting this and sending to the hubby, stat!
12. It’s important to be fair
13. This woman is a genius
My wife and I are sitting on the couch watching tv and I hear a text, realizing I left my phone in the kitchen, I get up, go to the kitchen to check it…
— Doc (@DocAtCDI) January 11, 2021
and its a text from my wife:
Please bring the chips on your way back
14. These picky kids tho
Does anyone have any advice for my 3 year old who wants to know how he can eat a different desert after deciding he doesn’t want to eat the one he just ate?
— threetimedaddy (@threetimedaddy) December 2, 2020
15. Ever stepped on a piece of LEGO?
16. When you don’t want to share your dessert
Tell us, which of these tweets do you relate to the most?
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